This was the origin of Futurama?
I need to get snacks before the movie.
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Dang it. Podcasting always runs long so I have to start late. But I haven't seen this silly thing before so I'm not skipping ahead to catch up.
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Finally! It is time to see another classics Frankenstein movie. Already in progress.
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Oh hell. Did we pick another Frankenstein movie that has almost no dialogue? What is this cheap space stock footage?
Wait oo. This does have spoken lines... Princess~~
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Did this little bald space elf come from a much campier movie?
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*peppy music plays on long drive*
*cut to silent interior of car where a general take off his glasses like he's secretly been a hot librarian with her hair tied up all along*
*cut back to car exterior driving to peppy music*
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This movie is NASA approved! Completely factual space science lies here in.
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He's shy... so very very shy.
Froze up like a shy deer in headlights.
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HE IS AN ROBOT MONSTER!
Only not gorilla shaped. Man shaped. Like a lesser inferior robot monster.
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So he's a cyborg. Sorta? Fleshy bits inside artificial skin and a robot brain. Backwards cyborg.
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We have period rock music over a NASA montage? I feel like this movie was edited on accident.
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I would almost swear I saw a construction worker shot from Metropolis in this rocket launch montage.
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It's always fun when I watch an old monster movie at 1.25 speed to catch up and it feels like it's at the normal speed of a contemporary movie.
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Yeah wow at normal speed the bald elf man sounds like he's talking in slowmo.
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News Flash! Mayflower 2 crash lands on Plymoth Rock. Metaphors at 11.
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Is it cold in the studio Princess?
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Cinematic parallels.
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Oh he doesn't get injured in the crash it's a space elf with a shotgun that fries our faux Frankenstein's face?
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Did she say "optimum pollenization studies?"
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Meanwhile on the set of Caged Heat in Space.
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WTF are you doing dude?
Are you trying to rub a candle you found on the side of the road in a robot's face? WHy? How? What is going on?
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Dr Nadir my dear.
"The lucky ones are dead. The rest will go mad."
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Title drop? Sorta kinda half of it... But why? He is not a Frankenstein. He's an Incredible Melting Terminator Astronaut.
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And now the Puerto Rico tourism portion of the film.
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Ya know aliens coming to Earth to kidnap women for elicit purposes would have way better luck if they tried internet dating sites. And were possibly sexy monsters and/or lesbians.
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Oh the Princess is into it. Maybe the space elves are all bisexuals? That improves their odds.
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STOP HOLDING THE RADIOACTIVE POOP IN YOUR HANDS.
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Now I wanna visit Puerto Rico and see all the classic cars while listening to some sappy oldies.
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This movie is better than alot of bad movies. In that things are happening. It still doesn't have a real plot, but many incidents.
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Are they gonna turn Frank off and on again to reboot him?
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Gang, this movie might be stupid.
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I ship Nadir and Devil Girl.
Not as a couple, but together they would be the cattiest bitches.
Like Team Rocket From Mars.
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Pool party... RUINED!
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That flying saucer is much bigger on the inside. And more square.
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We haven't had a movie this charmingly bad since Devil Girl from Mars, have we?
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Smash or Pass with Nadir and the Princess.
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The space elves just jump Frank with no trouble at all... The titular is useless.
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Your missile attacks interrupted their tea time chit chat session.
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When hairy space monster met Franky.
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And when they met it was murder...
And very very foggy. We can't see the fight guys.
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Space Monster is wiping the floor with him. I think? Too much fog.
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Nadir noooooooo!
Wait that's it? No pithy last words about gods domain or nothing?
Just a Vespa ride? Nice place for it, but still...
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@strangefour Given how Frank throws his "punches" when we _could_ see them, you didn't want to. Fog was the right decision!
@strangefour They would be a good pair of podcast hosts too