AW SHIT Y'ALL IT'S BOGGIN' TIME
yeeesssss the archive.org version got that sweet FBI warning
DON'T BLOW UP THE BOG YOU DIPSHIT
Profoundly 70s opening music with no real connection to the movie GO
I'll be honest, I expected Bog to be a British movie.
This is why I go camping by myself.
The guy in the red shirt is giving me big Captain Lou Albano as Mario vibes.
I'm not sure we've ever turned against a cast this fast.
DRAMATIC ZOOM ON THE CORPSE!
"Sorry about your wives, guys," is one of the lines of all time.
I am a homeowner now so that means nobody can stop me from having wood paneling.
You know. A Dracula.
BOG WITCH BOG WITCH BOG WITCH
Life goals, man.
I wanna sample this bog witch's monologue to fall asleep to.
Oh noooo are they playing the opening song in the background?
oh my god we get the idea they're gonna ball just move on to the next scene
Snowmobile trails, so... not Florida.
This older guy sounds distractingly like JK Simmons.
WHY THAT ZOOM ON HIS FACE
None of this is any kind of bog.
"Like a... seegg? Maybe an eggd?"
Welp, time to hit the hard liquor.
a blood what now
that's not a real thing
I have so man y questions about this "blood scent generator".
I hope all of you who wanted to see the monster are happy now. 
@trixter The record to beat is before the movie even starts, so....
@trixter „Oh well, where’s the bottle?“ #monsterdon
