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Wanted to play a game on my tablet while I was on the exercise bike and now I have to sit here waiting for it to UPDATE SHADERS like a CHUMP

Cactuar Joe

I think if something I'm playing on a device smaller than a TV tells me it needs to compile shaders or, like, check my video drivers or VRAM or something, I should be allowed to blast it with a shotgun right then and there.

Like, that's untrustworthy behavior.

"Your system does not meet the minimum specifications for th-"

The tablet's two years old, the app's a mobile game. Shut the fuck up and play it.

@CactuarJoe My Retroid Pocket does that sometimes, but that's because I'm asking an Android device to pretend it's a much bigger and more powerful system.