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The Guardian Monsters graphic novel was big in ancient times.
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Aww a normal dog sized pupper.
WAIT WHAT NOOO! Fuck these drunken asshole teens.
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Did one of them steal a large brachiosaur toy from the local Nessie gift shop?
OH NO IT'S MOTHZILLA! Wait...
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Oh she's reporting for Yuri duty.
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Oh hey a good shot of that loch monster gift shop sign.
PUPPER IS OKAY! He is getting many head pats.
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Wait it's a real old guy and they arrested him? I could have sworn he was a ghost? Wait can you arrest a ghost?
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"Ghidorah the three headed dragon was known as the eight headed dragon."
Okay I know this is a reference to Yamata no Orochi the mythical eight headed dragon that an ancient prince of Japan fought, but it's real weird here in the dub.
Illustrated here from the Toho movie Yamato Takeru.
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Dude. Ya ever go for a piss and had this happen to ya? Bummer.
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This Godzilla is powered by uncounted souls of war dead. So this Godzilla is a physical manifestation of Japan's war crimes. He can no be denied.
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"If spirits are another form of electricity. Maybe there's a way for them to be stored in stone."
Oh man. The "ghosts can hang around limestone deposits" and what not has spread even to Japan. Stone Tapes you have had a long and lasting effect on occult nonsense for a very niche British scifi tv movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stone_Tape
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Oh. Oh no... movie no...
Wait is that?
Holy crap it's our old pal from the Gamera trilogy & Garo! Yukijiro Hotaru!
Guess Gamera isn't the only monster out there ruining this guy's life.
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So Mothra and Ghidorah are here to defend "the homeland." These are nationalist monsters? Oh that is awkward. I guess I gotta root for zombie Godzilla powered by the souls of the dead?
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WAIT WHAT!?
The old guy who I though was a ghost is Hideyo Amamoto.
Aka Dr Shinigami from Kamnn Rider. Aka DR WHO, THE INTERNATIONAL JUDAS!?
Man he always looked like an old guy. But I had no idea he was still acting until GMK.
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Aww Baragon is a good pupper breaking Dr Who out of jail.
"GAO~ GAO~!"
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Aww I wanna boop the snoot of this big ol` pupper.
Baragon the big red dog.
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Baragon is like a pitbull of the kaiju world. Looks big and dangerous, but is really a big goofy misunderstood baby with a huge head.
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Godzilla has finally arrived. Dick first.
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I was joking about the dick thing! What the hell Godzilla. Right in the bay. Ewww.
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Godzilla in this one is such a creepy looking design. He's got all the basic Godzilla look there, but the blank white eyes, thicker neck, bigger head. Everything is just slightly off and more beastial.
Oh and that. That is Godzilla being treated like a living nuke, because he is devastation personified.
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This movie is fighting itself with being a basic big monster movie with city wrecking fun and a cheesy sleezy reporter trying to find a real story for once, while also being about a walking memorial to world war deaths and atomic horror.
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"It's enormous, but quite cute really."
Damn right. When Baragon isn't on screen, we are asking where is the cute puppy.
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"Quick. Take a photo. And then we'll run."
Surprise photobomb! Of death!
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"GAO~ GAO~!" said Baragon the cutest kaiju of them all
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"Sir. I think the monsters are gonna fight sir."
Baragon's ears are so floppy~~ <3
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"There red monster has gone underground. He's three times faster!"
Oh I guess Godzilla is weak to sink holes? Or earth attacks? Wait what Pokemon type is Godzilla? Baragon is definitely Earth.
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"GAO~ GAO~!"
Calm down Godzilla. The Baragon puppy doesn't know his own strength. If you just relax he will let go on his own.
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I do not want to watch or post of Godzilla committing any of this animal cruelty on a cute unicorn lizard pupper.
This mountain side set is really cool looking though.
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Everytime Baragon opens her mouth I can hear the original predubbed voice in my head.
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Baragon just keeps climbing up taller and taller mountains to jump at Godzilla from. She's got one wrestling move and by gum she's gonna use it.
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Oh. Oh no.

Welp movie's over folks. That was real short. Not even an hour long huh. Yeah. Just sorta stops mid scene while Baragon is climbing up a hill. Weird huh.

Is Digital Q like a more low budget cable access version of the old Ultra Q?
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I have seen too much on the internet. My first gut reaction was , "Oh gods no, not an inflation fetish!"
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Why does the missile drop have goofy sci-fi cartoon sound effects?
The modern night vision bombing photograph style is a neat effect.
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Godzilla is the ultimate bug zapper.
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THis movie has the worst looking King Ghidorah. He's such a doofy looking short necked puppet.
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Dre Shinigami's final kaijin has been unleashed! Kamen Rider stands no chance!
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It's like a Monster Convention!
Welcome to G-Fest!
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Mothra still looks good in this. But It's hard to scream up a giant beautiful moth design. It's already majestic and slightly ridiculous.
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Okay CG Mothra is a little goofy.
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MOTH NOOGIES!
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The baby drill tanks can bore through mountains of solid granite. But Godzilla's scalie hide is too tough for them.
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Mopre neat shots showing off how cool the miniature sets are. Mothra on fire is also a striking image.
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Mothra and Baragon turned themselves into spirit bomb energy to help Ghidorah go Super Saiyan.
His giant CG wings look better... but still them shorty necks.
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HAH! I I forgot Ghidorah shoots a Kamehameha at Godzilla.
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Oh huh. I did not realize just how many of the Heisei and Millenium Godzilla movies do end with just having the monsters fuck off into the ocean.
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Wait how are their over 20 minutes left? How long can one minisub attack take? Did I forget Baragon coming back as Ultra Instinct Unicorn Pupper or something?
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The minisubs have caught Godzilla & Ghidorah having a conjugal visit.
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Godzilla in this film is really good and doing a quick twist to attack or cause his opponents to be attacked.
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If Ghidorah wishes really hard in his dreams a fairy will make them come true.
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Ghidorah you dumpy dumb ass. All your lightening attacks did is let Godzilla absorb them for his own.
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So now the Guardian SPirits are going to reform into Super Saiyan Dog Super Saiyan Baragon right? Right?
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Dudes, have you ever been vored by a kaiju and then he burped after ingesting you?
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He's bigger on the inside.
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Whoops. Godzilla sprung a leak. Gonna need to get a kaiju plumber in here to fix that jack.
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Wait Dr Shinigami was a ghost? But... THEY DID ARREST A GHOST!?
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And so we end out picture with the beating of a huge angry chicken heart.
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Goodnight monster fans. May Baragon, who is a very good dog, visit you in your dreams so you can give her pets.
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