To become a dentist —Marla Singer
To become a dentist —Marla Singer
The Justice League: wondering how they can celebrate multiple Christmases, birthdays, and presidential elections, yet they're all still thirtysomethings.
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #happy420
9: #recordstoreday
8: #ScreenshotSaturday
7: #420day
6: #雑な説明で何のゲームか分かったらrn
5: #fourtwenty
4: #cats
3: #fictionalcharactergoals
2: #CatsOfMastodon
1: #caturday
Finally get to Toshi Station and get some sweet sweet power converters.
Smaug: find a breath spray that actually works.
The Alien: join a yoga academy and become vegetarian.
#FictionalCharacterGoals
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Ripley... Just go on a nice trip somewhere and not end up having to fight off vicious xenomorphic alien creatures hell bent on eating her face...
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Jesus... Start a religion and achieve tax exempt status...
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Kermit The Frog... Remove the wire rods surgically implanted in his wrists...
Harry Potter wanting to obliviate how much of a twat his creator is.
Groot would like to be in a rock band, as a guitar.
Samwise Gamgee dreams of opening a baked potato shop.
Buzz Lightyear wants to fake the moon landing again.
Fozzie Bear wishes he were Pagliacci.
The 100th Dalmatian wishes she were an only child.