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Folks it is about an hour until , the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a flood of toots, set up a hashtag filter.

If, on the other hand, you'd like to join in, this week's move is YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY (1977), an Italian Bigfoot film which I'm sure will be *completely* ridiculous. :D

It's on Tubi with ads, or over here on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=Ywr1316LeM

See you there! :D

Hold steady for the Yeti! Only ten minutes to get ready! If you've already got your spaghetti then get the movie on the telly and prepare for a flick that's smelly :D

Did I mention the music is by Sante Maria Romitelli?

The time left is petit!

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

"Because of the earthquake, a creature called Gamera was released..."

Oh no, our boy the Yeti got ejected from the glacier like he came out the other end of a water slide :O

...Carmina Burana for strings?

Hunnicut Enterprises? Wow, BJ's doing okay for himself. Better than Radar anyway.

...that's a toy helicopter >_>

Yeti delivery for -- wait what the fuck

HH, I assume this guy's name is Huckster Heckler

...So this film was filmed in Italian, then dubbed into English and *subtitled in Italian again*???

WHEEE flamethrowers are so fun to play with WHEEEEE

Didn't any of you guys watch The Thing?

Mmm, yeah, close enough to smell the yeti fur frying

"Hi folks, I'm Clayton Rockjaw, I'll be your protagonist tonight."

Nice of them to detail the Yeti's travel itinerary.

This film has all the qualities of The Christmas That Almost Wasn't.

O CANADA

MY HOME AND NATIVE YETI

No kid, go back to sleep. You can still avoid being in this film if you try.

Oi, that green screen. We're in for some real quality here tonight.

Just spraying backstory all over the ground.

Cactuar Joe

"He's got to live free! As he likes!"

Yeti's gonna get a timeshare in Boca, yeah.

Great the way you can see the clouds and mountains through the yeti in that shot >_>

"I'll enrich his oxygen"

Oh yeah, baby, let's hotbox this ape

Oh, the booth is a tiny carwash for yetis

CLEAR! Breathe, you goddamn yeti, breathe! Don't give in!

...That's literally just Bob Vila two days without a shave

"The yeti! IS ALIVE!"

...Uh, yay? I guess that's good? I guess?

"Cliff! Press the red button!"

They're ALL RED, you dipshit!

That is the smuggest turn of a dial ever seen on screen.

And here we see Wilt Chamberlain descending the stairs, having delivered the ultimatum to the Yeti Powers...

Hm, yeti's made of novelty foam rubber.

"Do nothing to excite him!"

So, just keep producing this movie. Nothing exciting at all.

Oh dear, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the tender heart of a child to bring this yeti under control--

Whoops, kid just got trampled to death, never mind

eeeeeeuch stop licking things D:

Looks like they gave the yeti a mani pedi

RUN HE'S THROWING HO SCALE TREES

What is it, Lassie? Rich kids are dead? Yeah, neat!

"Don't move!"

Yeah, yeti vision is based on movement.

And now, the tender yeti hand theme for strings