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hidden from the light? on rooftops? #monsterdon

neon drippy font. this movie is going to be AMAZING. #monsterdon

that is this guy's crowning D&D minuature collector's item. good for him. #monsterdon

is there... a guy in a hoodie in his trunk? i thought this was a demon movie, not a common everyday slasher movie. #monsterdon

listen, i live in ohio, these signs got nothing on the HELL IS REAL sign. #monsterdon

i want that skull near the door, THAT is style. #monsterdon

the university where i "teach" !? jeez, dude, do you think i have brains or not? #rude #monsterdon

oh god, mister "i have an idea for a book and you can have it for free, but you have to write it." i want this guy devoured by demons this instant. #monsterdon

"you won't believe the things i know" i don't believe them already, and you haven't even told me any of them yet. #monsterdon

"their sacrifices and their offerings" how long till Old William gets sacrificed. #monsterdon

oh yeah, get him drunk, that'll help. (-_-) #monsterdon

maybe the hoodie guy from their trunk could save them. #monsterdon

did... did that tape recorder just record her turning the tape over??? #monsterdon

oh, yes, deserted nighttime gas station, we'll be safe here. #monsterdon

damn, ma'am, is this the first man you've ever seen? back off. #monsterdon

"i can imagine how he felt." okay, this movie gets some points from me. #monsterdon

another skull, drink! #monsterdon

enough of that Thrilling Car Chase, enjoy these bones! #monsterdon

damn, that's some storm in the background. nice. #monsterdon

he's gonna record himself in the bathroom? i didn't think this was that kind of movie. #monsterdon

like in Twin Peaks, where the dude shows up behind her sofa. i think the gargoyle did it. #monsterdon

are we gonna have an alien autopsy now? #monsterdon

"gar what?" ma'am, just leave him, he's not smart enough to be worth it. #monsterdon

diana's probably better off with the gar-things, let's be honest. #monsterdon

it's the weird moan-y noises that are really making this scene difficult to watch. could we get the ADR guy to take just one step away from the mic please? pretty please? #monsterdon

did that gargoyle just slap that other gargoyle on the ass??? what am i watching??????? #monsterdon

so they CAN talk, he just CHOSE to moan weirdly over her unconscious body earlier. okay, i take it back, that girl is not safe anywhere in this movie and she should leave as quickly as possible. #monsterdon

"not this time." as opposed to the last time the gargoyles were hunted to extinction? i... #monsterdon

aw, not mrs parks! she just wanted to get drunk and have sex, no 1970s movie could have any problem with her! #monsterdon

so we all agree that this movie happened because the writer found this cave and wanted to film in it, right? #monsterdon

the gargoyles are going to be brought down by jealousy after Mr I Can Read gets a little too close to the human lady? alright, can't be weirder than any other part of this movie. #monsterdon